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October 30, 2008 02:53 PM EDT -- A friend sent this. Enjoy! Dear Red States... We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case . . . more
March 20, 2007 11:49 AM EDT -- A soldier serving overseas received a Dear John letter from his girl stating that she was breaking off their engagement and was asking for her photograph back. So he went out and collected . . . more
August 06, 2007 04:13 PM EDT -- A largely unregulated online seller's market has decided to change their policy about guns again. Apparently, banning complete guns from their site wasn't enough, now they are banning certain parts . . . more
February 05, 2007 05:02 PM EST -- Grandmother, 87, declines Army enlistment invite By GRETEL C. KOVACH The Dallas Morning News, Sunday, January 15, 2006 She hasn't done a pushup in ages. But that didn't keep Uncle Sam from offering . . . more
March 06, 2007 10:55 AM EST --   The men knew that the Admiral was getting lazy when he conducted the first drive by open ranks inspection. "Hiding behind our backs? What? No! We're not hiding anything behind . . . more
March 09, 2007 06:31 PM EST --     Now listen, I'm telling you for the last time. Imperial Stormtroopers do NOT take potty breaks! SRA Bugs and A1C Daffy continue their debate of "Duck season! Rabbit season!" . . . more
Are We Confused?
by Carla G.
views: 88 | rating: 9.3 | comments: 26
October 27, 2008 03:33 PM EDT -- * If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different." * Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story. * If your name is Barack . . . more
Joke - How Army policy began
by Army Man .
views: 37 | rating: 9.6 | comments: 8
March 02, 2007 07:44 AM EST -- This is Army policy all begins... Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards . . . more
February 01, 2007 04:02 PM EST --  Some more Marine bumper stickers for your enjoyment.                                   . . . more
February 14, 2007 08:16 AM EST -- Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may . . . more
February 24, 2007 08:35 AM EST --   OK, One more time, who doesn't know what Camo is ? I'm telling ya, if we all hide behind somebody, we'll be invisible Whadda mean, we forgot the bullets? Ring around the . . . more
March 02, 2007 04:41 PM EST --   Iranian version of RiverDance Palistinian terrorists running South for the winter. I said, “Cha-cha now y’all!!!” Taking a tip from migrating geese, Paletinian militants . . . more
February 23, 2007 02:15 PM EST -- Fox News - Israeli Defense Minister Inspects War Moves Through Capped Binoculars Friday , February 23, 2007 Israel's beleaguered minister of defense was blinded by criticism over photos taken of him . . . more
Joke - Bubba and Junior
by Army Man .
views: 33 | rating: 9.9 | comments: 12
February 25, 2007 09:44 AM EST -- Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you . . . more
Joke - The Kiss
by Army Man .
views: 35 | rating: 10 | comments: 9
April 07, 2007 02:56 PM EDT -- Four people are riding in a small passenger car compartment on a long train ride cross country. On one seat, a young, beautiful lady sits next to her grandmother. Across from them, an Army general sits . . . more
January 11, 2008 11:29 AM EST -- I think that we have it all backwards.   Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to send old guys.  You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're . . . more
October 29, 2008 01:32 PM EDT -- Opie, Andy Griffith, Winkler, too: Obama: The Swamp more
February 13, 2007 07:52 AM EST -- Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes. Aviation: Has GPS coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. . . . more
Joke - Saddam's relatives
by Army Man .
views: 33 | rating: 10 | comments: 14
March 07, 2007 09:38 AM EST -- Now that Saddam, Uday and Qusay have been eliminated, many of Saddam Hussein's lesser-known relatives are coming to the attention of American authorities including: Sooflay ............the restauranteur . . . more
March 19, 2007 10:30 AM EDT -- * Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. * Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. * Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go." * Airplanes don't . . . more
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